{"id":190,"date":"2007-09-17T10:18:01","date_gmt":"2007-09-17T15:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2007\/09\/17\/1190042281329.html"},"modified":"2007-09-17T10:18:01","modified_gmt":"2007-09-17T15:18:01","slug":"blogentry-guy-walks-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] Guy Walks Into A Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=&#034;http:\/\/notorc.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/anatomy-of-humor-5-guy-walks-into-bar.html&#034; href=&#034;http:\/\/notorc.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/anatomy-of-humor-5-guy-walks-into-bar.html&#034;>http:\/\/notorc.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/anatomy-of-humor-5-guy-walks-into-bar.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Many many variations on the old start to a joke.&nbsp; Many are stupid and forced, which disappointed me, although I did learn a couple of new ones.<\/p>\n<p>They left out my favorite, though.<\/p>\n<p>A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink.&nbsp; Bartender says, &#034;Get out of here, we don&#039;t serve mushrooms.&#034;<\/p>\n<p>Mushroom says, &#034;Aw come on, I&#039;m a <em>fungi<\/em>!&#034;<\/p>\n<p>A friend&#039;s wife laughed at that joke, literally, for years.&nbsp; She&#039;d call up and leave messages on the answering machine with it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/notorc.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/anatomy-of-humor-5-guy-walks-into-bar.html Many many variations on the old start to a joke.&nbsp; Many are stupid and forced, which disappointed me, although I did learn a couple of new ones. They left out my favorite, though. A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink.&nbsp; Bartender says, &#034;Get out of here, we don&#039;t serve mushrooms.&#034; Mushroom [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}