{"id":208,"date":"2007-09-04T11:09:08","date_gmt":"2007-09-04T16:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2007\/09\/04\/1188922148317.html"},"modified":"2007-09-04T11:09:08","modified_gmt":"2007-09-04T16:09:08","slug":"blogentry-how-to-crash-your-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=208","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] How To Crash Your Child"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For no real reason this weekend, on the ride over to the inlaws, I asked my daughters, &#034;Ok, now, which princess married Prince Charming, and which one married The Prince?&#034;  (It helps if you know that, in Snow White, the prince is only ever referred to as, &#034;The Prince.&#034;)<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Cinderella,&#034; they said.<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Which one did Cinderella marry?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Prince Charming.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Ok, which one did Snow White marry then?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Prince Charming.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;I thought one of them married The Prince.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;They all did. Ok, ok, Daddy, ok, wait.  I know them all.  There&#039;s Eric.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Ok, he was with Ariel.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;And Phillip.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Sleeping Beauty.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;And Aladdin of course.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Right, of course, he was with Jasmine.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;And Prince Charming married Cinderella. That&#039;s all of them.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;What about Snow White?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Prince Charming.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;I thought Cinderella married Prince Charming?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;She did.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;And so did Snow White?  Can she do that?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Daddy!  They were two princes <em>different<\/em> charming.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>\nTwo princes different charming?  I think I broke her brain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For no real reason this weekend, on the ride over to the inlaws, I asked my daughters, &#034;Ok, now, which princess married Prince Charming, and which one married The Prince?&#034; (It helps if you know that, in Snow White, the prince is only ever referred to as, &#034;The Prince.&#034;) &#034;Cinderella,&#034; they said. &#034;Which one did [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}