{"id":42,"date":"2008-03-31T19:33:22","date_gmt":"2008-04-01T00:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2008\/03\/31\/1207010002067.html"},"modified":"2008-03-31T19:33:22","modified_gmt":"2008-04-01T00:33:22","slug":"blogentry-owned-politely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] Owned, politely"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Both my girls have the exact same &#034;Leapster&#034; videogame.  One of them is in my car.  Over dinner I decided to mess with the 5yr old&#039;s head.  They are the exact same.<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;One of your Leapsters is in my car.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Is it the one with Finding Nemo?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;I don&#039;t know, I didn&#039;t turn it on.  It was the pink one.&#034;<br \/>\nThey are both identical, you see.  <\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;But did it have the Finding Nemo cartridge?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;I didn&#039;t notice, sweetie.  I just know it was the pink one.  Which one of you has the pink one?&#034;  I&#039;m waiting for it to dawn on her that they are both pink, and that saying the pink one isn&#039;t really a clue.<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Daddy, neither one of them is pink, they&#039;re more purple.  But that&#039;s ok, I know what you meanted.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>Yes, she really did say &#034;meant-ed&#034;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Both my girls have the exact same &#034;Leapster&#034; videogame. One of them is in my car. Over dinner I decided to mess with the 5yr old&#039;s head. They are the exact same. &#034;One of your Leapsters is in my car.&#034; &#034;Is it the one with Finding Nemo?&#034; &#034;I don&#039;t know, I didn&#039;t turn it on. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}