{"id":513,"date":"2007-05-09T12:12:58","date_gmt":"2007-05-09T17:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2007\/05\/09\/1178730778876.html"},"modified":"2007-05-09T12:12:58","modified_gmt":"2007-05-09T17:12:58","slug":"blogentry-armless-driver-escapes-police","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=513","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] Armless Driver Escapes Police"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BoingBoing has this very linkable story about <a href=&#034;http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2007\/05\/09\/armless_driver_escap.html&#034;>a man with no arms and only one leg escaping the police<\/a>.  If I cared about Digg.com I would say &#034;dugg for&#034; the following things:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Deliberate use of &#034;out run&#034; in a story about a one-legged man.\n<li>His name is &#034;Wiley&#034;.  Gotta be a headline in there someplace, like &#034;Wily Wiley Escapes Police&#034; or something.\n<li>Quote from his &#034;longtime acquaintance&#034; who calls him &#034;The worst person I&#039;ve ever met.&#034;  Nice friend.\n<li>He&#039;s wanted for &#034;kicking a state trooper and attacking his wife headfirst.&#034;  Quick!  Somebody quote the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail!  But seriously, folks, after the one-legged man had kicked the state trooper wouldn&#039;t he, you know, have fallen down?  How much momentum could he really get behind the kick?  And just how fast was he able to get back up that the troopers didn&#039;t just pig pile on top of him?\n<\/ul>\n<p\/>Be sure to check out the comments on the original post, too. Not just for the number of times somebody says, &#034;What, this guy again???&#034; (apparently he is a regular feature?), but for the absolutely atrocious spelling and grammar used.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BoingBoing has this very linkable story about a man with no arms and only one leg escaping the police. If I cared about Digg.com I would say &#034;dugg for&#034; the following things: Deliberate use of &#034;out run&#034; in a story about a one-legged man. His name is &#034;Wiley&#034;. Gotta be a headline in there someplace, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}