{"id":518,"date":"2007-05-08T08:11:43","date_gmt":"2007-05-08T13:11:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2007\/05\/08\/1178629903239.html"},"modified":"2007-05-08T08:11:43","modified_gmt":"2007-05-08T13:11:43","slug":"blogentry-correcting-daddy-very-politely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=518","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] Correcting Daddy, Very Politely"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend we got the kids to a carnival that included a magic show.  During the show the magician pulled up a little boy on stage who clearly didn&#039;t want to be there, and then proceeded to put a pigeon on his head.  Pigeon proceeds to go to the bathroom on the boy&#039;s head.  Later they bring out a giant bunny rabbit, and before the boy can reach out to pet him, the rabbit pees all over the boy.  Kid&#039;s having a tough day.<\/p>\n<p\/>Later in car ride home:<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Daddy, wasn&#039;t it funny when the bunny peed on the boy?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;It was funny.  And when he got pooped on, too.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>[pause]  &#034;I think it was pee, Daddy.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Right, but remember the pigeon?  The pigeon pooped on him.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>[much longer pause, so much so that I think we&#039;re on to a new topic]  &#034;Daddy?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Yes sweetie?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;I know that sometimes my brain forgets things, but I&#039;m pretty sure it was a bunny.&#034;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend we got the kids to a carnival that included a magic show. During the show the magician pulled up a little boy on stage who clearly didn&#039;t want to be there, and then proceeded to put a pigeon on his head. Pigeon proceeds to go to the bathroom on the boy&#039;s head. Later [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}