{"id":521,"date":"2007-05-06T06:17:19","date_gmt":"2007-05-06T11:17:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2007\/05\/06\/1178450239610.html"},"modified":"2007-05-06T06:17:19","modified_gmt":"2007-05-06T11:17:19","slug":"blogentry-who-gave-the-5yr-old-all-the-best-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=521","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] Who gave the 5yr old all the best lines?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So yesterday at the birthday party, Katherine is sitting with Jack at a table with 12 little plastic chairs.  Other kids are running around playing, but it&#039;s not like we have 12 kids here.  &#034;Daddy,&#034; asked Katherine, &#034;Why did Mommy get so many chairs if there&#039;s not that many kids?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Because Mommy&#039;s a little crazy,&#034; I replied.<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;That&#039;s ok Katherine,&#034; said Jack, &#034;My mommy&#039;s a little cwazy too.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>And yes he really did say &#034;cwazy&#034;.  Adorable little bugger.  Earlier that day he&#039;d told me he wasn&#039;t hungwy because he had a big bowl of waffles for bweakfast.<\/p>\n<p\/>I did not think to ask him if he was tired from hunting wabbits (not that he would gotten the joke :)), but Kerry at one point did say to his mom &#034;He sounds just like that guy that used to chase Bugs Bunny.&#034;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So yesterday at the birthday party, Katherine is sitting with Jack at a table with 12 little plastic chairs. Other kids are running around playing, but it&#039;s not like we have 12 kids here. &#034;Daddy,&#034; asked Katherine, &#034;Why did Mommy get so many chairs if there&#039;s not that many kids?&#034; &#034;Because Mommy&#039;s a little crazy,&#034; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}