{"id":53,"date":"2008-03-02T16:18:34","date_gmt":"2008-03-02T21:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2008\/03\/02\/1204492714290.html"},"modified":"2008-03-02T16:18:34","modified_gmt":"2008-03-02T21:18:34","slug":"blogentry-i-have-completely-misunderstood-my-religion-until-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] I Have Completely Misunderstood My Religion, Until Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today at church, the 3yr old says, &#034;Daddy, look what they did!&#034; pointing to the main altar.<\/p>\n<p>&#034;What did they do?&#034; I ask.<\/p>\n<p>&#034;They put purple on that girl doing gymnastics!&#034;<\/p>\n<p>I follow the pointing finger to the giant Christ on the cross hanging over the altar, which has been draped in the traditional Easter purple.  &#034;That&#039;s Jesus,&#034; I tell her.<\/p>\n<p>&#034;That&#039;s not Jesus,&#034; she corrects me, &#034;That&#039;s a girl doing gymnastics.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>I have completely misunderstood Catholicism, apparently.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today at church, the 3yr old says, &#034;Daddy, look what they did!&#034; pointing to the main altar. &#034;What did they do?&#034; I ask. &#034;They put purple on that girl doing gymnastics!&#034; I follow the pointing finger to the giant Christ on the cross hanging over the altar, which has been draped in the traditional Easter [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}