{"id":540,"date":"2007-04-29T20:44:53","date_gmt":"2007-04-30T01:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2007\/04\/29\/1177897493766.html"},"modified":"2007-04-29T20:44:53","modified_gmt":"2007-04-30T01:44:53","slug":"blogentry-scrubs-quotes-my-turf-war","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=540","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] Scrubs Quotes : My Turf War"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am I the only one who thinks that Turk has been a bit of a jerk lately? In Their Story he just decided for himself, without ever consulting the patient, that her surgery was a bad idea and then he went about trying to stop it, including going over The Todd's head without a second thought. And then this week it's one thing that he's having fun with Dr. Cox to prove a point, but then he goes and ruins it with that whole "Don't mess with me ever" stuff. Not liking this new side of his character at all.<\/em><\/p>\n

Come on Elliot, let me just borrow it for a couple of days, I promise I'll bring it back.
  No, I need it.  Now go. Whenever he goes away he always wants to take my tushy.
    He should just do what I did when we were dating, wait until you fall asleep naked and then take a picture of it.
  Did you actually do that?
    No.  (It's my screensaver!)<\/p>\n

I have chest tinglies.
  Lloyd, you're 40 years old and you're a delivery man so you should be suffering from a pretty severe case of the where-did-I-go-wrongsies.<\/p>\n

Welcome to Turk's Booty Breakdown.<\/p>\n

Booya!  Busdriver us home.<\/p>\n

Why don't people dance the Bus Driver anymore?
  Because it's not a real dance.
For us honkies it's a very important dance.<\/p>\n

I was the tramp, ya old bitch!
  Liking her.<\/p>\n

Why does this bedsheet have two holes in it?
  That's on me.  Sometimes at night I haunt pediatrics.<\/p>\n

You on the other hand, you're just not formidable enough to have ever earned my respect.  I don't even know why I'm speaking to you.  In fact, I'm going to stop speaking right in the middle of whatever I'm…<\/p>\n

Hey, weren't we in an airband together?<\/p>\n

Does heart trouble run in your family?
  Well my uncle was shot in the heart.<\/p>\n

Besides, I'm only picking on the tonsil cases.  The spoiled ones who get ice cream with every meal.  You know what I had to eat when I had my tonsils out?
  What?
Hot coffee and granola bars. Hot and scratchy!<\/p>\n

I'm a little tired, I was up all night learning to rollerblade.  I want the ghost to be a little more glidey.<\/p>\n

Nice drink, does it come in hetero?<\/p>\n

Elliott's running a little late, you want to play darts or maybe sing showtunes?
  (Don't say showtunes, it's a trap!)
I guess we could makeout.
  (Wait, what now?)<\/p>\n

Did I get drunk last night and send you an email asking for your opinion about what I did?
  I don't know.  I didn't check.<\/p>\n

What horrible thing did Turk do to piss you off in the first place?
  He asked me to occasionally toss him a good surgery.<\/p>\n

I don't got change for that.
  He doesn't got change, that's how he says that.  <\/p>\n

You know what Frank, I'm gonna do it.  One hundred dollars for an appletini that was quite frankly light on the tini.<\/p>\n

Elliott, will you marry me?
  No way!
    (Yup.  Such is life.)<\/p>\n

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