{"id":624,"date":"2007-03-17T19:28:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-18T00:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2007\/03\/17\/1174177680514.html"},"modified":"2007-03-17T19:28:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-18T00:28:00","slug":"blogentry-scrubs-quotes-my-scrubs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=624","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] Scrubs Quotes : My Scrubs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>This episode was cute, but one of those that are sort of out-of-time in that they don&#039;t really advance any plotlines.&nbsp; It&#039;s like an extra that they have lying around that they can drop in for whatever reason to stall for a week.&nbsp; Since I&#039;m late this week I had a chance to listen to the NBC podcast that goes with the show. Interesting things I learned:<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Ken Jennings, who plays Dr. Kelso, has a bad habit of referring to the young Asian ladies who play in his fantasy sequences as &#034;little girls.&#034;&nbsp; Maybe they really are kids, or maybe it&#039;s just something that he says, but when you&#039;re taking about a massage parlor sequence and a happy ending it&#039;s weird to hear him say things like &#034;I could just picture that little girl having to call her mother and tell her what she did today.&#034;<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>The guy that plays the delivery man is a writer\/producer on the show.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>This script was the first script written by this particular writer, whose name I forget.&nbsp; It shows.&nbsp; It was almost like a tryout.&nbsp; Here, write a show, but don&#039;t advance any of the plotlines, just make it funny.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Laverne shouting out her name before smashing Carla&#039;s window actually was a geeky reference to the World of Warcraft character of LEEEROYYYY JENKINNSSS!&nbsp; But you have to be very geeky to get that.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Anyway, on with the show!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But call me Grandpa again and you and&nbsp;I are gonna play a little game called &#034;Hide the Wingtip.&#034;&nbsp; There may be a generational gap here, I&#039;ll explain.&nbsp; The wingtip is my shoe, and the hiding place is your ass.<\/p>\n<p>Well, let&#039;s see what Enid packed for lunch today.&nbsp; A stapler and a golf ball.&nbsp; She&#039;s not well.<\/p>\n<p>Cool, Mr. Rabinowitz just kicked it!&nbsp; Oh don&#039;t worry, he put his peep in an electrical socket.&nbsp; You can&#039;t do that.<\/p>\n<p>Dude, I&#039;ve had a pro bono like all morning.&nbsp; Something-might-be-wrong five!<\/p>\n<p>Why so awkward?&nbsp; You never saw a colleague get a happy ending before?<br \/>&nbsp; No, not that happy.<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; But thank you, for including us.<\/p>\n<p>I started using that new facial cream made from baby foreskins.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, you think you&#039;re funny?<br \/>&nbsp; I do. I always have, ever since I was little. It&#039;s one of the reasons I&#039;m a winner.<\/p>\n<p>White people do the craziest things.<br \/>&nbsp; Like bumper stickers.&nbsp; I don&#039;t give&nbsp;a damn what you break for.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, small favor.&nbsp; I need your baby.&nbsp; I&#039;m getting into the baby broker business.&nbsp; Nothing illicit, I&#039;m just hooking up folks who can&#039;t have babies with folks who don&#039;t want babies.<\/p>\n<p>If this is your way of trying to make me feel guilty about paving over that Indian burial ground it isn&#039;t going to work.&nbsp; We needed the damn parking spaces!<\/p>\n<p>Hey, Mom.&nbsp; A guy tried to die on me today, but I didn&#039;t let him.&nbsp; I didn&#039;t let him!<\/p>\n<p>Scuse me guys, stealin scrubs here.<\/p>\n<p>Well anyway, since I wasn&#039;t willing to do the things you need to do in jail to get narcotics, at least not enthusiastically, I got clean.<\/p>\n<p>I have a game.&nbsp; Raise your hand if you&#039;re full of crap.&nbsp; Sam, if you don&#039;t raise your hand, you&#039;re going to lose the game.<\/p>\n<p>Come on man, you don&#039;t know how hard it&#039;s been to stay straight.<br \/>&nbsp; Been there, brother.<\/p>\n<p>No, it&#039;s not bald black doctor.&nbsp; It&#039;s haired, half white half Innuit janitor.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#039;s what I want.&nbsp; I want your baby, we already talked about that.&nbsp; I want you to tell that new borderline anorexic nurse to eat a sandwich, and then to go salsa dancing with me.&nbsp; Also I want you to teach me to salsa dance.&nbsp; I want a pound of frankincense, mostly just to see what it is.&nbsp; And, lastly, I&#039;m&nbsp;in a little bit of a tiff with the main barista down at Coffee Bucks.&nbsp; He&#039;s not above poisoning me so I&#039;m gonna need you to be my official beverage taster.&nbsp; Yes?<\/p>\n<p>Nothing ever changes.&nbsp; The artist formerly known as Prince is still just prince.&nbsp; My ex-wife is still pretty much my wife.&nbsp; Grey&#039;s Anatomy always wraps up every episode with some cheesy voice over that ties together all of the storylines which incidentally is my least favorite device on television.&nbsp; Newbie continually will try to violate my no touching policy&#8230;uh huh&#8230;.and Republicans will forever try to raise<br \/>&nbsp; Sneak hug!<\/p>\n<p>(Unga bunga tunga runga, tonga batonga bunga.)<\/p>\n<p>I may have killed you, but I think I was upset about it.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe we should post the transcript of your little &#034;nothing ever changes&#034; rant for the cancer patients in the chemo ward as a little pick-me-up.&nbsp; Oh and FYI, I happen to like the voiceovers on Grey&#039;s Anatomy.&nbsp; Except for when they&#039;re really vague and generic.<br \/>&nbsp; (And so in the end, I knew what Elliot said about the way things were had forever changed the way we all thought about them.)<\/p>\n<p>I don&#039;t care what you think, I&#039;m always going to believe the best in people.<br \/>&nbsp; All the best with that, Barbidiot.<\/p>\n<p>Well, tunafish on a sponge.&nbsp; She&#039;s getting closer.<\/p>\n<p>Are you seriously doing the cliched sarcastic slow clap?&nbsp; Because that&#039;s way too 1980s.<\/p>\n<p>Ghost dog!&nbsp; Ghost dog!<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=&#034;http:\/\/www.morinfamily.com\/blog\/pages\/scrubs_quotes_episode_guide.html&#034;>More Scrubs Quotes<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p\/>\n<div class=&#034;wlWriterEditableSmartContent&#034; 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