{"id":822,"date":"2007-01-16T20:25:29","date_gmt":"2007-01-17T01:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2007\/01\/16\/1168997129890.html"},"modified":"2007-01-16T20:25:29","modified_gmt":"2007-01-17T01:25:29","slug":"blogentry-ok-now-its-just-getting-scary-the-earbuds-are-after-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=822","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] Ok, now it&#039;s just getting scary.  The earbuds are after me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Came home from work today, and what is Elizabeth playing with?<\/p>\n<p\/>Another pair of iPod earbuds.<\/p>\n<p\/>?!?!  That&#039;s just spooky.  I&#039;m looking at the things, which look exactly like the new pair I just bought, trying to remember when I&#039;d brought them upstairs.  I take them downstairs to my car&#8230;nope, my new ones are still sitting there.<\/p>\n<p\/>That makes *5* pairs of these things.<\/p>\n<p\/>At least I can account for this last pair &#8212; the kids really do have earbud headphones that came with some silly transistor radio they&#039;d forgotten.  But still, for a minute there I swear to god I though they were multiplying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Came home from work today, and what is Elizabeth playing with? Another pair of iPod earbuds. ?!?! That&#039;s just spooky. I&#039;m looking at the things, which look exactly like the new pair I just bought, trying to remember when I&#039;d brought them upstairs. I take them downstairs to my car&#8230;nope, my new ones are still [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}