{"id":825,"date":"2007-01-16T08:55:07","date_gmt":"2007-01-16T13:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2007\/01\/16\/1168955707913.html"},"modified":"2007-01-16T08:55:07","modified_gmt":"2007-01-16T13:55:07","slug":"blogentry-whats-it-called","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=825","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] What&#039;s it called&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#039;s the name for that thing where you lose your ipod headphones (earbuds, actually), so you go out and buy a new pair (because you walk across town twice every day with them and you need something) for $20, but they&#039;re horrible, so you spend a week suffering with them (you can&#039;t return things that you stick in your ears, you ever try?) until finally you break down and buy another pair&#8230;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#8230;and it&#039;s at this point that you think I&#039;m gonna say &#034;You find the original pair you thought you lost&#034;, right?  Well, yeah.  I did, right there in the garage.  <\/p>\n<p\/>BUT THEN I FOUND ANOTHER G$%^&#038;*(D%^&#038;N PAIR that I&#039;d never seen before, sitting right in the junk drawer in the kitchen.  That&#039;s like, irony squared or something.  Alanis Morrisette&#039;s got me all confused about what that word&#039;s really supposed to mean.<\/p>\n<p\/>So I now have:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>One ipod<\/li>\n<li>2 sets of earbuds that were already in my possession<\/li>\n<li>2 sets of earbuds that I&#039;ve just purchased for $20\/per.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p\/>If I get one more pair I&#039;m thinking about implementing a day of the week sort of thing.  I wonder if I can convince Kerry that now I need to buy more iPods?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#039;s the name for that thing where you lose your ipod headphones (earbuds, actually), so you go out and buy a new pair (because you walk across town twice every day with them and you need something) for $20, but they&#039;re horrible, so you spend a week suffering with them (you can&#039;t return things that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=825"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}