{"id":85,"date":"2008-01-10T22:28:43","date_gmt":"2008-01-11T03:28:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2008\/01\/10\/1200022123007.html"},"modified":"2008-01-10T22:28:43","modified_gmt":"2008-01-11T03:28:43","slug":"blogentry-why-celebrity-news-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] Why Celebrity News Sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=&#034;http:\/\/www.usmagazine.com\/britney_spears_55&#034;>EXCLUSIVE: Police Found Bite and Bruises on Jayden James Upon Arrival at Britney Spears&#039; Home<\/a>, reports US Magazine.<\/p>\n<p\/>Oh my god!  Crazy Britney bit her kid?  Wow, she must be nuts!  Wow, they&#039;re gonna take them away from her for sure!<\/p>\n<p\/>Now, breathe.<\/p>\n<p\/>Get down to, oh, the&#8230;let me see&#8230;1 2 3&#8230;4th paragraph.  The one where it says, <em>&#034;police were then told by Federline&#039;s bodyguard, who had been at the home to pick up the kids, that <b>the injuries were on Jayden before the child had even arrived<\/b> at Spears&#039; home earlier in the day, and that <b>his older brother, Sean Preston, had actually bit him<\/b>.&#034;<\/em><\/p>\n<p\/>Gossip magazines suck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EXCLUSIVE: Police Found Bite and Bruises on Jayden James Upon Arrival at Britney Spears&#039; Home, reports US Magazine. Oh my god! Crazy Britney bit her kid? Wow, she must be nuts! Wow, they&#039;re gonna take them away from her for sure! Now, breathe. Get down to, oh, the&#8230;let me see&#8230;1 2 3&#8230;4th paragraph. The one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}