{"id":865,"date":"2006-12-18T07:44:19","date_gmt":"2006-12-18T12:44:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2006\/12\/18\/1166445859074.html"},"modified":"2006-12-18T07:44:19","modified_gmt":"2006-12-18T12:44:19","slug":"blogentry-my-not-so-zen-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=865","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] My Not-So-Zen Children"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the weekend Elizabeth dug up an old cheapy toy that came as part of some bag of party favors.  It&#039;s two pieces of plastic attached to a central piece by elastics.  The idea is that you swing it back and forth and it makes a clapping noise.  Surely you&#039;ve seen such a thing.<\/p>\n<p\/>Anyway, after some vigorous playing with it Sunday morning, one of the hands comes off.  No worries for a Sunday morning, as it still makes the clappy noise.<\/p>\n<p\/>Fast forward a few hours and the other piece also comes loose.  &#034;Uh oh Daddy,&#034; says Katherine, &#034;We have to throw it out now, both pieces came off.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;What are you, crazy?&#034; I say, &#034;Now it&#039;s the sound of one hand clapping.  Very Zen.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;What&#039;s Zen?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Never mind.&#034;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the weekend Elizabeth dug up an old cheapy toy that came as part of some bag of party favors. It&#039;s two pieces of plastic attached to a central piece by elastics. The idea is that you swing it back and forth and it makes a clapping noise. Surely you&#039;ve seen such a thing. Anyway, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}