{"id":866,"date":"2006-12-14T21:49:35","date_gmt":"2006-12-15T02:49:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2006\/12\/14\/1166150975503.html"},"modified":"2006-12-14T21:49:35","modified_gmt":"2006-12-15T02:49:35","slug":"blogentry-scrubs-quotes-my-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=866","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] Scrubs Quotes : My Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"

Great episode.  Very quotable material.  And some nice drama, and plot continuations. Not too much silliness at all.<\/em>  <\/p>\n

It was a day of discovery.  I discovered that I could sex my pregnant girlfriend into a coma.  Nice!<\/p>\n

A coffee place in a hospital?  What's next, Bob, an ice cream parlor in the morgue?  Admittedly not a horrible idea seeing's how the freezer is already down there.  Plus it'd be a perfect place for kids.  One of our famous vanilla malteds definitely takes the sting out of having to identify the charred remains of your father.<\/p>\n

Awww, now I'm at the end of both lines!<\/p>\n

I love this job.  I screw up, nobody gets hurt.  Except Cindy.  I scalded her pretty bad with some steamed milk.  You could see the bone.<\/p>\n

Hey Kim, just checking to see if your socks are back on since I knocked them off last night, Hello!  What am I doing, you're gonna be the mother of my child.  That is so tacky.
  And so is this:  Way to hit that, playa!<\/p>\n

I'm not telling Isabella she's got a vagina until she's 18!
  That's gonna be an awkward birthday party.
Do not tell my daughter she has a vagina!  I'm serious!
    It may have already come up.<\/p>\n

This is my wife Sally.  She lost her thumbs last month when our pet Komodo Dragon Morty got out of his cage.
  On the bright side you have beautiful nubs.<\/p>\n

A tip jar.  Really.  What am I supposed to do, just duke you my change because you poured hot water through beans?  Well I'll tell you what my friend, unless you're planning on giving me a complimentary reacharound with my beverage the answer is 'Yeah…no.'  Here's a novel idea, why don't you go fetch me a large coffee with so damned many fake sugars in it that the coffee itself gets cancer?<\/p>\n

He is private practice.  Those guys are cocky jackasses who don't give two shakes about anybody else's opinion but their own.  They're me, with one addendum:  they're whores.  And I'm not talking about the good kind of whores like my ex-wife.  They're whores for money.
  Is that a tip jar?
Look.  I'm figuring that if those lunks down at the coffee store can have one, I can too.<\/p>\n

Sneak attack.  You can put your shoes on again guys, nice work.<\/p>\n

None of here even have kids, except for Margo here, and she sold hers.<\/p>\n

Damn, we got smoked.  That's what we get for playing a bunch of G's from the hood.
  Those guys are Indian.
So Rajeesh isn't one of those cool black-only names like Amforni?
  No.  Rajeesh is like Steve in India.<\/p>\n

Come on VJ, first you dunk on me and yell "Who's your bitch?" and now you want free medical advice?  How did I not know these guys were Indian?<\/p>\n

I have a non-fat latte with room for Shnapps for…janitor.
  Nice braces.  You're not worried about spider monkeys?  Spider monkeys see intricate metalwork as a display of dominance.  It's a threat to them.  They'll tear your eyes out.<\/p>\n

So, Dr. Turner said that I am a very talented young physician.
  Jordan said I'm the only man she ever wants to have sex with.  Aren't we sharing fantastic lies we choose to believe for personal reasons?<\/p>\n

I'm just gonna go ahead and tip myself calling this one.  Thank you, me.<\/p>\n

Turk, I need you and I need you now.
  Isabella, this is the man you'll be competing with for your father's love.
Coochie coochie coo.  Turk, now.
    Baby he's using his emergency tone.<\/p>\n

My breasts are so sore, I wish I could just give you formula.
  Formula's bad for the baby.  Boob milk is better.<\/p>\n

Now how about somebody gets me a banana nut muffin and hold the spit, please.<\/p>\n

I was saying the two most addictive substances on earth are caffeine, and nicotine.  Behold!  Smokeachino, for Kyle.<\/p>\n

Are you crazy? You can get sued.  Secondly, I can't believe you went to the mall without me, I specifically told you I needed to buy loafers.  And thirdly, how could you go to the mall without me?  That's our thing.<\/p>\n

If I got to be right, and have a private practice doctor get to die due to his own idiocy, I'd call that a pretty full victory.<\/p>\n

I thought that you hated him!
  When it comes to torturing you, everybody's on the same page.<\/p>\n

Remember that first week, when I found you hooking up with my girlfriend?  And you said you guys were only naked underneath the covers because you'd had a water balloon fight and you were cold?
  JD for the last time nothing happened.
Please, this isn't about that.  Just that I looked all over, I never found any balloons.  You think there'd be some balloons.<\/p>\n

I look at Isabella and I get really scared.  And I'm gonna need you to help me through this.
  Well that really sucks cause I was counting on you to make it look easy so I know I can handle it when my turn comes.
Awesome.<\/p>\n

You're gonna be just fine.
  I suppose so.
Totally fine.
  Yeah.
Would you mind telling me that I'm gonna be fine Turk, am I gonna be fine?  I think I'm gonna be fine.
  Well I would but I don't know how much you like Kim.
I really like her.
  Then you're gonna be fine.<\/p>\n

I got offered a new job.
  Cool, is it over at county? Because that way I can drop you off every morning.
It's in Tacoma, Washington.
  Oh.  That's gonna be a little rough on my scooter.<\/p>\n

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