{"id":89,"date":"2008-01-02T20:49:23","date_gmt":"2008-01-03T01:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2008\/01\/02\/1199324963162.html"},"modified":"2008-01-02T20:49:23","modified_gmt":"2008-01-03T01:49:23","slug":"blogentry-tiger-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] Tiger Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=&#034;http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2008\/US\/01\/02\/tiger.attack\/index.html&#034;>Police looking for signs that tiger was taunted<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p\/>\nOh.  They&#039;re looking for signs that the tiger who jumped out of its pen and started killing people was taunted.<\/p>\n<p\/>Here&#039;s an idea.  There are two survivors, who by all accounts are being &#034;uncooperative&#034; and will not say what happened.   If that&#039;s not a sign that the tiger was taunted, I don&#039;t know what is.<\/p>\n<p\/>What I can&#039;t understand is the conversation that went on between them.  &#034;Dude, it *ate* Carlos!  We gotta say something!&#034; <\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Shut up, we&#039;ll get in trouble!&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Aww, man, you&#039;re right!  Sorry Carlos!&#034;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Police looking for signs that tiger was taunted. Oh. They&#039;re looking for signs that the tiger who jumped out of its pen and started killing people was taunted. Here&#039;s an idea. There are two survivors, who by all accounts are being &#034;uncooperative&#034; and will not say what happened. If that&#039;s not a sign that the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}