{"id":911,"date":"2006-09-27T10:41:23","date_gmt":"2006-09-27T15:41:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2006\/09\/27\/1159371683928.html"},"modified":"2006-09-27T10:41:23","modified_gmt":"2006-09-27T15:41:23","slug":"blogentry-men-from-maine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=911","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] Men from Maine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heard this joke on the radio this morning and it bears repeating.  Apparently it&#039;s a repeat, as they said &#034;New episodes begin next week.&#034;  But I&#039;d never heard it.<\/p>\n<p\/>Three people are out on a hunting trip.  Dot is at camp while Bob and Dan have gone off into the woods.  Suddenly two shots ring out!  After a few minutes, Dan enters the camp dragging an 8point buck behind him.<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Great shot, Dan!&#034; says Dot.<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Bad news!&#034; says Dan, &#034;I accidentally shot Bob.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;What?  And you left him out there in the woods, bleeding, just so you could bring the buck back?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Well,&#034; says Dan, &#034;It was a tough decision. But then I figured, nobody&#039;s gonna try to steal Bob.&#034;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heard this joke on the radio this morning and it bears repeating. Apparently it&#039;s a repeat, as they said &#034;New episodes begin next week.&#034; But I&#039;d never heard it. Three people are out on a hunting trip. Dot is at camp while Bob and Dan have gone off into the woods. Suddenly two shots ring [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=911"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/911\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}