{"id":94,"date":"2008-01-02T20:38:17","date_gmt":"2008-01-03T01:38:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.99:8888\/blog\/2008\/01\/02\/1199324297876.html"},"modified":"2008-01-02T20:38:17","modified_gmt":"2008-01-03T01:38:17","slug":"blogentry-a-trip-to-3yr-old-land","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"[BlogEntry] A Trip To 3yr Old Land"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#034;Daddy, why did the frog in Shrek die?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Because he was old and sick.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Yes but why did he die?&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Sometimes frogs just die, sweetie.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;No they don&#039;t.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Yes, believe me, they do.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;I&#039;m gonna call Gabrielle and ask her.&#034; (hand goes up to ear) &#034;Hello, Gabrielle?  Do frogs just die? Thanks.&#034; (click) &#034;Gabrielle says frogs don&#039;t die.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>Gabrielle, for those not in the loop, refers to the character from High School Musical.<\/p>\n<p\/>While I&#039;m here, have a different story:  The other day I caught her speaking to her hair ribbon.  &#034;Stop it,&#034; she says to the ribbon, quietly.<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Are you talking to your ribbon, sweetie?&#034; I ask.<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;It&#039;s being mean to me,&#034; she says.  This is her generic statement that means something has not gone her way.<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;And&#8230;.is the ribbon talking back to you?&#034; I ask, not sure of the answer I&#039;m going to get.<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;Yes.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;What does it say?&#034; I ask, wondering which doctor I call for this.<\/p>\n<p\/>&#034;It says,&#034; she tells me, in the same whisper she&#039;s been using, &#034;I&#039;m pretend.&#034;<\/p>\n<p\/>I hate being owned by my 3yr old.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#034;Daddy, why did the frog in Shrek die?&#034; &#034;Because he was old and sick.&#034; &#034;Yes but why did he die?&#034; &#034;Sometimes frogs just die, sweetie.&#034; &#034;No they don&#039;t.&#034; &#034;Yes, believe me, they do.&#034; &#034;I&#039;m gonna call Gabrielle and ask her.&#034; (hand goes up to ear) &#034;Hello, Gabrielle? Do frogs just die? Thanks.&#034; (click) &#034;Gabrielle says [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}