{"id":974,"date":"2009-04-10T10:31:40","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T15:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=974"},"modified":"2009-04-10T10:31:40","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T15:31:40","slug":"ok-the-boys-going-to-be-an-engineer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/?p=974","title":{"rendered":"Ok. the boy&#8217;s going to be an engineer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I&#8217;m called in to the bathroom where my almost 3yr old son points out something on the rug.  Turns out it is a piece of hardened toothpaste.  I begin digging at it with my fingernail.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How about the nail clippies?&#8221; he asks.<\/p>\n<p>Smart kid.  I take the nail clippers (which are conveniently right on the edge of the bathroom sink, right in front of me), and clip out the offending gunk.  &#8220;Great idea!&#8221; I tell my son.  &#8220;High five!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After delivering the necessary high five he says, just as nonchalantly, &#8220;You missed some.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I&#8217;m called in to the bathroom where my almost 3yr old son points out something on the rug. Turns out it is a piece of hardened toothpaste. I begin digging at it with my fingernail. &#8220;How about the nail clippies?&#8221; he asks. Smart kid. I take the nail clippers (which are conveniently [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=974"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.morinfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}