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Could it be possible that Antonella is actually happy about all her naked picture fame?  She's certainly gained some confidence this week.  But talk about a lesson in how not to argue with the judges.  "You were wrong about Jennifer Hudson," she tells Simon, trying to cash in on all the latest references to the Oscar winner.  "No," says Simon, "We put Jennifer Hudson on the show.  America voted her off."

Ouch.  I wonder if Chris Sligh put her up to that one?

Tonight over dinner, Katherine asked me if I'd noticed anything unusual about the front door. I asked if she'd made a decoration that was hanging on the door. "Yes," she said. I told her that I would look at it after dinner.

What I found was an erasable slate hanging from the doorknob with, as best I can tell, the following:

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I told her that it was very impressive, and asked her what it said.

"Night is the beautifulest," she said proudly and went off to play.

I love apollo anton Ohno!!! i'm so excited i can't wait to watch him Dance!

Awww, that's a shame. I liked Doug. Well, I like his podcast. I think the show made him look like a cocky idiot. But if they're getting rid of the weepy one, whatever her name was, I suppose that's a good thing.

Sorry to tell you… but DOUG will not be coming back as judge.
Peter Jones will be the only judge returning… with three new judges.
There will be a new host and a whole new production staff… to ensure a POWERFUL…. season TWO. Auditions are presently starting and the show will air in JULY! Here is praying from another entertaining show!
GOOD LUCK AI!

Well, that was certainly night and day from the men, wasn't it?

Before I get into the details, can I just take a moment to say how annoying Ryan has gotten, and how painfully forced the whole "let's pretend to make Ryan and Simon fight" nonsense is?  I mean, geez, they even went back to Chris Sligh's comments yesterday — on video! — just to force some interaction.  Just painful.  It's interesting that Simon said he likes it when contestants fight back with him, like Chris did, because it shows spirit.  Actually, at least in Chris's case, what it shows is that he's got a bunch of canned responses all cocked and ready to go, and he looks for ways to use them because he thinks he's funny that way.  A truly funny personality can think on his feet.  Look at his video again and tell me that the Il Divo and Teletubbies comment was off the cuff.  No way.  I think that before he ever got up to sing, he said "Watch this, I'm going to slam Simon on the Teletubbies thing."  And then he went about forcing it into the conversation for no reason. I'm liking him less and less.

Anyway, on with the ladies.  It would be an understatement to say that American Idol this year is going to be all about the ladies.  I'll even go so far as saying that it's going to be all about the black ladies?  Can I say that?  I can't really say African American if I don't know each individual race, can I?  How does one go about making that observation without sounding racist?

Oh, and ladies, here's a tip.  When Paula says you're beautiful?  It means she hated your song and is struggling for something nice to say about it.  When Simon says "On the positive side, you're attractive" it means he thinks you'll get votes based on that alone.

Let's make this easy by just sorting by who is going to make it to the finals, since there are some obvious favorites.

Stephanie starts it out on a note that reminds me of an American Idol original, Latoya London.   Everybody seems to love it just because it was better than all the men put together, even though it had issues.

Sabrina takes it back up a notch not just by singing well but by showing that she did her homework by watching past seasons and choosing not to sing a ballad during these early stages.  Good move.

Melinda is the former backup singer who is now enjoying her time at the front of the stage.  And she sings really, really well.  She's got a great personality as well, and really knows how to work her backstory ("You'd think that the 6 feet between the background microphones and the lead microphone wouldn't be that big a distance…")  I still don't think she looks like an American Idol, though.  I hate to say that, but it's true.

Gina's got a good shot at making the final 6 girls, but I really wish she'd fix her hair.  The black with red highlights thing doesn't work for me.

Lakisha.  Oh, Lakisha.  She brings down the house singing that Dreamgirls song made famous by Jennifer Hudson, and you almost have to wonder if the producers told her to sing it just so they could make the comparisons.  Here's my problem with dear Lakisha.  She looks horrible.  I feel awful saying that, but it's honest. Her teeth need work.  She needs to drop like 50 pounds.  I'm not saying a "big" girl can't go far in the competition, look at how far Mandisa got before she started blessing us all in the name of Jesus and telling us she doesn't like gay people.  Lakisha looks unhealthy, like she does not take care of herself.  If the producers want to groom her like the next Jennifer Hudson, they'd better get started on the image people quickly.

Jordin is likely to claim the last spot in the top 6 as the "bouncing 17yr old with a big voice".  She's nice, she's energetic and polite, and she has the potential to sing well.  But, like all of the young contestants, she'll eventually fall behind the professionals and end up in the "Better luck in a few years" camp.

Ok, that's the 6 I expect to sail through to the finals.  And now the rest.

Amy is one of the dull and forgettable ones.  I don't see her lasting.

Leslie.  When I first saw Leslie in the final 12 "dancing" vignette at the end of Hollywood week, I thought, "she's goofy."  Simon says it better, by calling her "ungainly".

Antonella demonstrates that she's out of her league, and could easily be the first to go.  I'm somewhat surprised that she's even still there, given that popularity of her topless pictures.  They could easily have booted her and given her spot to a runner-up. 

Nicole?  Who?  She's another one that I can't see making it to the final 12.

Haley.  I think that it was during Haley's performance that I turned to Kerry and said, "Let's see if one of the judges mentions Broadway."  Sure enough, right out of Randy's mouth, "It felt Broadway to me."  Thank you.  I sort of liked it, but after looking at the top 6 up there I can't see it being good enough.

Alaina gets a "rely on your looks" from Simon.  She might survive the first week, but not much longer.  Voice isn't nearly strong enough.

Who will win it?  Right now, if we assume that singing ability still counts the most, I think it's between Melinda and Lakisha.  Which I think is interesting because I've also commented that I don't think either one of them looks the part.  I like Melinda's story better — Fantasia already played the single mamma card.  I don't want to be subjected to that again.  And images can change over the weeks.  Look at Clay Aiken, after all.

Eh. I left that one off because it's basically just an advertisement. Big deal. I thought "duct tape five" was funnier.

Turk looks at Todd's shirt.
Turk: What the hell is thetoddtime.com
Todd: Log on and thank me later! Cyber five. Send, dude!

The courtroom circus continues as everyone ever involved in Anna Nicole Smith's life fights not just for custody of the baby, but The trial">where Smith's body should be buried. The boyfriend Howard K. Stern (you always have to say the K, otherwise people think she was hooked up with the radio guy) wants her buried in the Bahamas, next to her son. The mother, who Smith did not talk to for years, wants her back in Texas.

Honestly – is there anyone who thinks that the mother has any claim here? The most that the mother's lawyer can muster for an argument is "since the dawn of time, next of kin have been given the rights and responsibilities to bury their dead." Meanwhile, Stern can provide witnesses and paperwork proving that the son is buried in the Bahamas, that Smith has a plot next to him, and that she said that is what she wanted. Seems open and shut to me. Why isn't the mother fighting to have her grandson's remains moved to Texas as well? She probably couldn't find a news crew interested in that.

On a related note, the security surrounding the people tasked with handling the body has been tighter than it was for the Saddam Hussein hanging. I guess we'll have to keep waiting for YouTube video.

I love this show !!
I don't care if the ratings have gone down, my ratings are 100%
They are all fabulous. What guts.
What talent. !