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where can i download JUST THE MUSIC to guy love.. i want it to laugh

I woulda sworn they were different too – guess I never used homophone.

of course, you could then have pointed out that the child isn't so much intelligent as he/she is a really good computer. To prove intelligence, you would have to perform a Turing test on him/her.

Then proceed to have a deep philosophical discussion about Nitzsche and the origin of good and evil, Zoraostrianism, and the meaning of Hamlet. That ought to end that silliness. The child is nothing more than a Chinese room. 😉

ROB

JD: Let's face the facts about me and you
A love unspecified
Though I'm proud to call you 'Chocolate Bear'
The crowd will always talk and stare…

Turk: I feel exactly those feelings too, and that's why I keep them inside.
Cause this Bear can't bear the world's disdain
And sometimes its easier to hide than explain…

Together:
Our guy love
That's all it is
Guy love
He's mine, I'm his
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
You ask me about this thing we share–
And he tenderly replies,
'It's guy love between two guys…'

Turk: "Closer than the average man and wife!"

JD: "That's why our matching bracelets say 'Turk & JD'"

Turk: "You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life!"

JD: "You're the only man who's ever been inside of me-e-e-e!!!"

Turk (stops singing): "Whoa, whoa, I just took out his appendix…"

It carries on from there…

Blow up Buddha statues, get killed.

…Separately, an assailant gunned down an Afghan lawmaker who, under the former Taliban regime, oversaw the destruction of two Buddha statues carved into a cliff.

Maulavi Mohammed Islam Mohammadi, who was the Taliban's governor of Bamiyan province when the fifth-century Buddha statues were blown up with dynamite and artillery in March 2001, was killed on his way to Friday prayers in Kabul, said Zulmai Khan, Kabul's deputy police chief.

It works even better if you put the sponge on a plate with a quarter inch of water in it. It'll keep the sponge from drying out and melting when it gets so hot.

Hats off to Scrubs, hell of a show!

I thought we were doing well, but I see on Yahoo news that  unemployment claims are up by the largest amount in 16months.

Sounds like as good a time as any to plug my book, Top Tips to Survive The Layoff.

🙂  Hey, it's my site, I can do what I want. 😛

Seriously, though, I've actually heard a number of sources lately speaking of the whole "what to do with yourself when you're out of work" problem.  A friend of mine recently lost his job again, making a total of something like 5 positions in 4 years.  (Not totally his fault, he's in sales engineering and when you're the junior guy, you're always the first to go.  Catch 22.)

This week a report went around the net that it was now scientifically proven, the best way to sanitize your kitchen sponge is to microwave it.  This isn't exactly a new idea, I first heard about it a good couple years ago.  But I suppose now it has scientific validity.  Now it's a simple fact – microwave your sponge for 2 minutes every now and then to kill the germs.  Good idea.

I wanted to try this, but…should the sponge be wet, or dry?  I remember trying it a few years ago with a wet sponge and I could swear the thing was melting, so I gave up.  I did not try it this time because I was missing that key piece of data.

Apparently I wasn't the only one.  Local news organizations around University of Florida (who released the report) have been deluged with email from people who microwaved a dry sponge, causing it to catch fire and melt in the microwave.  "You can't use the sponge again anyway," wrote one, "And your house smells like burning rubber."

So the university released the following advisory:

"To guard against the risk of fire, people who wish to sterilize their sponges at home must ensure the sponge is completely wet. Two minutes of microwaving is sufficient for most sterilization. Sponges should also have no metallic content. Last, people should be careful when removing the sponge from the microwave as it will be hot."

I really wish they'd left off the "will be hot" part, just to see if the news organizations got email saying "Dang, they didn't tell me it would be hot!"

You know, I just listened again and you're right, it is nerdy. I'll fix that ASAP.
Thanks!

Looks good except when Cox is doing the rant, it's "Nerdy sexy" not "Dirty" sex