[BlogEntry] How Not To Get Out of Jury Duty

This guy wanted out of jury duty so badly that he filled out the form saying that he was a racist, homophobic habitual liar. But his real stupidity came on the stand when the judge asked "Are you lying to me now?" and the guy said, "I could be." The judge said, "I think you're intentionally trying to get out of jury duty," and the man said, "That's true."

Judge immediately had him arrested and charged with perjury, among other things. Love it.