[BlogEntry] Armless Driver Escapes Police

BoingBoing has this very linkable story about a man with no arms and only one leg escaping the police. If I cared about Digg.com I would say "dugg for" the following things:

  • Deliberate use of "out run" in a story about a one-legged man.
  • His name is "Wiley". Gotta be a headline in there someplace, like "Wily Wiley Escapes Police" or something.
  • Quote from his "longtime acquaintance" who calls him "The worst person I've ever met." Nice friend.
  • He's wanted for "kicking a state trooper and attacking his wife headfirst." Quick! Somebody quote the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail! But seriously, folks, after the one-legged man had kicked the state trooper wouldn't he, you know, have fallen down? How much momentum could he really get behind the kick? And just how fast was he able to get back up that the troopers didn't just pig pile on top of him?

Be sure to check out the comments on the original post, too. Not just for the number of times somebody says, "What, this guy again???" (apparently he is a regular feature?), but for the absolutely atrocious spelling and grammar used.