We don't get to church often with all three kids, but for Easter we had to make the effort (typical Christmas&Easter catholics, I know). My 3yr old's take on the holiday made it entertaining, though. Here's what I learned:
"God's not here today. He's at Disney World." Apparently his favorite character is Daisy Duck.
"Jesus is not born yet. Christmas is his birthday." Whenever the priest mentioned Jesus, my daughter would recognize the word and shout out "Jesus!" much to the amusement (I think) of the people around us. Felt a little evangelical to me. I suppose it didn't help that whenever she did that I'd say "Testify!" and throw my hands up in the air.