Are you people SERIOUS!?!?

A live example that proves that the Law of Attraction isn't a myth. :}

Had a weird dream last night. I'm in Starbucks, waiting in line. Mind you, I've never been in a Starbucks in reality. Well, maybe once, waiting for someone else. I've certainly never ordered anything. I don't even drink coffee. But there I am, waiting in line at a crowded Starbucks, trying desperately to see the menu of what exactly they sell so that I'll know what to order. I am happy to see that they now offer Small/Medium/Large sizes, so at least I won't make the cliched mistake of saying Venti when I meant Grande, or whatever the language is that they speak in the place. I can make out from my position that there is a "vanilla" coffee, so I figure I'm safe. (In real life I'm sure this has something to do with my many coffee runs to Dunkin Donuts to get the wife her French Vanilla).

It's my turn, and I order a small vanilla coffee. The man behind the counter pauses, as if I've screwed it up anyway. "And what food?" he says, impatiently. "That's it," I say. He shrugs like I'm weird and turns away. "What, did I get in the wrong line?" I ask. "Yes," he says, and I realize that I have been standing in the food line. The other line is for coffee only orders.

So I just got into work 10 minutes ago. I work in a cube farm where half the floor is another company, and we can typically overhear conversations. "I'm going downstairs now," I hear a man's voice say to someone. "Just regular, right? Because I'm not ordering any hazelnut or vanilla or any weird flavors like that. Just on principle."

Cue Twilight Zone music!