"Daddy, you'll never guess what Juliana's gonna be for Shay's dressup party? Ariel Wedding. That's what I'm gonna be!"

"How'd you know that? Do you guys get together and talk about that?"

"Yes."

The question, of course, is, "At what age to little girls start gathering together to discuss what they're going to wear to the party?" The answer is, 4 and a half.

However, there is still a glimmer of hope:

"But it's ok Daddy, more than one person can be Ariel Wedding if they want. Two people are going as Snow White, too."
Yeah, sure. Tell me that at your high school prom when somebody's wearing your dress, sweetie.